Protect The Squishy One Golem Frog Hoodie

Every co-op group has that one friend. You know the one. They deal massive magical damage from the backline but get absolutely one-tap obliterated by a stray breeze. This hoodie is the ultimate identity badge for the designated glass cannon of your party, or a hilarious warning label gifted by the tank who is tired of constantly reviving them.

Featuring a vibrant, exaggerated comic art style and the universal plea to protect the squishy one, this design captures the chaotic energy of carrying your favorite spellcaster through another dungeon. It is the perfect gear for those late night sessions where someone yells about a skill issue right before the whole squad wipes.

Whether you are the fragile mage who refuses to level up their health or the exhausted frontline warrior trying to clutch the boss fight, this apparel speaks your language. Wear it to your next tabletop night or while queueing up for one more run. Keep your favorite glass cannon warm, comfortable, and safely behind the shield wall where they belong.

• Perfect gift for the dedicated glass cannon or spellcaster in your co-op group
• Features a vibrant and exaggerated comic style design that pops on any quest
• Hilarious conversation starter for tabletop nights and multiplayer dungeon runs
• Bold text acts as a clear warning label for your frontline tank to do their job

PRODUCT FEATURES

• Gildan 18500 Unisex Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt
• 8 oz (271 g/m²) 50/50 cotton-polyester blend
• Kangaroo pocket for warmth and storage
• Drawstring hood, no metal eyelets
• Ribbed cuffs and hem for snug fit
• DTG printing for vibrant, lasting colors

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low
• Do not iron directly on the print