Death By Timber Funny Survival Gamer Mug Gravity Boss

Every survival player knows the absolute panic of watching a massive trunk pivot the wrong way. You spent twenty minutes gathering resources, only to get one-tapped by a falling log. It is the ultimate rite of passage. Whether you rage quit immediately or just sit there contemplating your life choices, this mug captures that perfectly tragic moment.

The Death By Timber design is a hilarious badge of honor for anyone who loves crafting, building, and surviving. When your friends tell you to touch grass, remind them that nature is actively trying to take you out. Getting crushed by your own harvest is not a skill issue; it is just the harsh reality of the wilderness.

Perfect for your next marathon session of chopping, mining, and trying to survive one more run. Pour your favorite coffee, tea, or energy drink into this mug and toast to the greatest, most undefeated enemy in every open-world adventure: basic physics.

• Features the hilarious Death By Timber design and Gravity Is Always The First Boss tagline
• The perfect conversation starter for survival game fans who know the pain of falling trees
• Makes a great gift for your favorite co-op partner who always gets crushed while gathering wood
• A relatable badge of honor celebrating the ultimate open-world rite of passage

PRODUCT FEATURES

• 11oz ceramic mug
• White mug, printed with the design